The rules...Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.


1) Name?

Master

Refered to as the Top, Dom, Domme.
Riprap is serenity's Master, whom she loves and obeys without question.

2) Your Age?

22

1) A .22 caliber handgun
2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size
3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes.
1) Don't tote no 22's
2) Magnum cost me 22, sat it on them 22's
3) Lil mama super thick, she say she 22

3) One of your Friends?

Allison

A woman defined by brains, beauty, class, and membership in the upper echelons of society. Can usually be found wearing pearls or sorority letters.
"Allison, jeeves is bringing around the polo pony. In the meantime, would you like a hot toddy?"

4) What Should You be doing?

Cleaning

(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."

5)Favorite Color

Black and White

Police. Due to the black and white color scheme of most police cruisers.
Dude, get your ass off that billboard! You know the black and white come by here like, every 5 minutes or so!

6)Birthplace

Hospital

A place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. Staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.
Do you like hospital food?

7)Birthmonth

August

The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!

8) Last Person You talked to.

Mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?

9) One of your nicknames

Grimm

A medical term for the sickly nauseous feeling you get from reading too many fairy stories or over simplistic stories with deep moral meanings.
Origin: The brothers Grimm 1785 to 1863
Examples: “That book of fairy stories was really Grimm”, “That horror movie was Grimm” "What a Grimm Love triange story"

Tagging:

No One

the greatest song of 2007, sung by Alicia Keys. It comes off her album "As I Am".


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